My Lil Cuzzin

First of all i got a lil cuzzin named pierce n when i say lil i mean like he is 15 but he lies so much when my other cuzzins get around him and he knows he still a virgin...his mom and dad baby him all the time he cant go to the bath room with out asking his mom...."mom may i use the bathroom".....then his dad gets on my damn nerves cuz he babies him and tries to baby me and act like i wanna here all that shit....then his dad has this STUPID ass voice and he is a grown man if u wanna here what his voice sounds like call me or sumthing......but any wayz me and my cuzzins were sittin around one day and we were like pierce how many girls u be gettin out in hillard he is like "yea i fucked this girl in ally the other night" first of all there is no ally's in hillard second of all ur mom wont even let u leave 10ft from the house with out you asking her third of all your just a lire.....then my n all my other cuzzins r just listening to him but we know he is lying

and then he wear's this wack ass lil kid gear he is so lame idk why he doesnt just change his gear n stop lettin his parents buy his stuff........

he thinks he is koo because he txt a lil bit of girls...........and when there txting they dont tlk about anything if u dont believe me call his cell 614-582-1736

idk wats up with him

Play Boi

The word Play boi i use it because there is a kid in my class named Phill which is a punk ass 7th grader who thinks he gets more girls just cuz he got his first lil punk ass "red mark" on his neck if u know what i mean so now he thinks he is big pimpin so im like ok think whatcha want BITCH oh shit dis nigga get on my dam nerves so i call him play boi to make fun of him since he thinks a big baller!!!

Lil Ass chump nigga Phill !!!!!!!!

Takin lil punk ass 7th graders who dont know shit about shit n doin stuff with them....

So i call him Play Boi

For Example : Phill: "hey im so kool cuz i got head and you havent" ME: Oh wow fa real play boi i dont know what "head" is

Well i want you to tlk 2 my fuckin cuzzins cuz ive been wit more girls that ya dumb lil ass can count!!! bitch ass punk ass mark bitch nigga i fuckin hate when you think you pop more hoes then me....u aint done shit ! bitch ass nigga fuc u bro !! i really hate ya punk ass fa dat shit!!!!
Nigga Ask tiffany blackmen bout me cuzz fux wit me cuzz im really gone get a nutha lil nigga to fuc u up i really fuckin hate you dumb ass when u think u get girls most of the dudes who talk bout it dont get it!! u see how kenny and josh dont bring it up like dat now they prob get alot cuz they dont talk about it like u bitch!!!!!

fuckin bitch i cud really type a book on ur punk ass!!! omg u piss me the fuck off when u tlk dat shit u get lil ass 7th graders who dont know shit !!!!! so they just let u do things so u think ur fly

so bitch when u read this I HOPE UR PROUD CUZ U FUCK LIL ASS GIRLS DUMB BITCH!!!

Lil Wayne Kiss

Lil wayne the new topic ima talk about....i mean he is the best rapper there is but aint this nigga post to be a "gangsta" awnser this though how you gone be a gangsta and kiss ur dad on the lips n shit this nigga tryna be hard on his songs in then all the sudnt he comes out with this gay ass picture wit him and his dad i was eating popcorn at the time and when i saw it i started choking shit up like "dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm nigga wtf is wrong wit you dis nigga post to be a gangsta ass thug'' popcorn flyin out my mouth n shit all over my sister face n shit......does this nigga like dicks chicks,or u just think its koo to kiss ur dad on the lips n shit.......nigga u need to get ya shit str8 cuz u fucked up when u kissed ur dad they got videos n shit that shit is funny as fuck cuz u really fucked up when did that........dam nigga...

The Truth

Brian Mitchell

Sick And Tired Of A Gay Sub

Ok just the other day matter fact this was just yesterday and the day before that we had this gay ass sub who likes to listen to girly girly songs.....He has a verizon phone and he was sitting in class leaned back in the teachers chair like it was a caddilac or sumthing at first i thought he was kool and then his phone rung and Mariah Carey's song played "Touch My Body" and every one in the class room looked at him im like oh no oh no this nigga is a fag!!!

so i just let that one slide then once again he plug some head phones in and played some other gay girly girl song. i dont know if he knew we heard him but he is a fuckin cake....

are regular teacher left us for a vacation.....and were stuck in here with a gay jail berg....

he is looking around the class room and he glances at this lil boy named phill i know what he was thinking to "i cant wait to get that ass alone outside of school" i know the teacher wants phill to get sassy with him so the teacher can get wet in the pants

Just sick of the gays

The Truth
Brian Mitchell

Kenny Stanback

First of there is this football player named kenny stanback who's goes to central but now he is in the alt school with us...

when he first got in here he used to sleep all day long while the teacher would tell him not to but he would keep doing it...then he would tell the dumiest lies ever about how he was doing his work and shit like that one day he was supposed to read this book called lord of the flies so he left the room to read it but like 10 minutes later i looked out there and he was gone so i looked around a lil bit and i saw a big ass black foot stickin out behind this table so i walked over to it....it turns out that this dumb ass nigga went to sleep between to tables so he could hide like no one would notice that he was gone......so hours went by and he woke up first he peeked up his head above the table to look and see if any one was looking at him so he could jump out to see if any one was watching him so he could act like he was reading this kid gotta be the dumiest besides phill.....

But ill get back to yall on Kenny Stanback

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Brian Mitchell

Hillary Clinton

I was just watching t.v flipin threw the channels and all i see is the hillary clinton shit and "im like damn bitch what the fuc will you just drop out the race what part of u lost do you not under stand....Now she up there using big words and shit she tryna get some of her money back before she drops out the race.......She really thinks she gone win this race.....well i gotta get outta here and do another story

The Truth

Brian Mitchell

Word Of The Year

The word of the year is Blow Ya Day which means Let every thing fly sit back and chill dont worry


Example:

Ay nigga was good wit you bro...response= aw shit chillen just blownin my day u know